castiels-dean

dustily:

what if Sam had boykinged up and taken over Hell and then destroyed it from within with his law skills

digging up all the ancient rules and exploiting loopholes to screw up the system until none of the demons can get anything done

"whoops, looks like that contract violated clause 92b, guess she gets to keep her soul after all"

"excuse me but have you filed the paperwork for this eternal torment here"